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Jeff King 1686de55fa tests: replace chainlint subshell with a function
To test that we don't break the &&-chain, test-lib.sh does something
like:

   (exit 117) && $test_commands

and checks that the result is exit code 117. We don't care what that
initial command is, as long as it exits with a unique code. Using "exit"
works and is simple, but is a bit expensive since it requires a subshell
(to avoid exiting the whole script!). This isn't usually very
noticeable, but it can add up for scripts which have a large number of
tests.

Using "return" naively won't work here, because we'd return from the
function eval-ing the snippet (and it wouldn't find &&-chain breakages).
But if we further push that into its own function, it does exactly what
we want, without extra subshell overhead.

According to hyperfine, this produces a measurable improvement when
running t3070 (which has 1800 tests, all of them quite short):

  'HEAD' ran
    1.09 ± 0.01 times faster than 'HEAD~1'

Signed-off-by: Jeff King <peff@peff.net>
Signed-off-by: Junio C Hamano <gitster@pobox.com>
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compat Merge branch 'sk/winansi-createthread-fix' 2023-02-09 14:40:47 -08:00
contrib cocci & cache.h: remove "USE_THE_INDEX_COMPATIBILITY_MACROS" 2023-02-10 11:38:40 -08:00
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add-interactive.c diff: mark unused parameters in callbacks 2022-12-13 22:16:23 +09:00
add-interactive.h
add-patch.c
advice.c
advice.h
alias.c
alias.h
alloc.c
alloc.h
apply.c Merge branch 'jk/unused-post-2.39' into maint-2.39 2023-02-14 14:15:55 -08:00
apply.h
archive-tar.c
archive-zip.c
archive.c Merge branch 'rs/archive-mtime' 2023-02-27 10:08:57 -08:00
archive.h archive: add --mtime 2023-02-18 09:29:13 -08:00
attr.c Merge branch 'kn/attr-from-tree' 2023-01-23 13:39:51 -08:00
attr.h attr: fix instructions on how to check attrs 2023-01-26 14:16:48 -08:00
banned.h
base85.c
bisect.c bisect: no longer try to clean up left-over .git/head-name files 2023-01-13 14:17:14 -08:00
bisect.h
blame.c
blame.h
blob.c blob: drop unused parts of parse_blob_buffer() 2022-12-13 22:16:22 +09:00
blob.h blob: drop unused parts of parse_blob_buffer() 2022-12-13 22:16:22 +09:00
bloom.c
bloom.h
branch.c branch: improve advice when --recurse-submodules fails 2023-01-18 15:13:21 -08:00
branch.h
builtin.h read-tree: add "--super-prefix" option, eliminate global 2022-12-26 10:21:44 +09:00
bulk-checkin.c
bulk-checkin.h
bundle-uri.c Merge branch 'ds/bundle-uri-5' 2023-02-15 17:11:52 -08:00
bundle-uri.h clone: set fetch.bundleURI if appropriate 2023-01-31 08:57:48 -08:00
bundle.c Merge branch 'ab/various-leak-fixes' 2023-02-22 14:55:45 -08:00
bundle.h
cache-tree.c Merge branch 'rs/cache-tree-strbuf-growth-fix' 2023-02-22 14:55:44 -08:00
cache-tree.h cache-tree API: remove redundant update_main_cache_tree() 2023-02-10 11:38:14 -08:00
cache.h Merge branch 'ab/the-index-compatibility' 2023-02-22 14:55:44 -08:00
cbtree.c
cbtree.h
chdir-notify.c
chdir-notify.h
check-builtins.sh
checkout.c
checkout.h
chunk-format.c
chunk-format.h
CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md
color.c
color.h
column.c
column.h
combine-diff.c diff: mark unused parameters in callbacks 2022-12-13 22:16:23 +09:00
command-list.txt
commit-graph.c use DUP_ARRAY 2023-01-09 13:28:36 +09:00
commit-graph.h
commit-reach.c use DUP_ARRAY 2023-01-09 13:28:36 +09:00
commit-reach.h
commit-slab-decl.h
commit-slab-impl.h
commit-slab.h
commit.c Merge branch 'rs/clear-commit-marks-cleanup' into maint-2.39 2023-02-14 14:15:56 -08:00
commit.h add API: remove run_add_interactive() wrapper function 2023-02-06 15:03:34 -08:00
common-main.c
config.c *: fix typos which duplicate a word 2023-01-08 10:28:34 +09:00
config.h config.h: remove unused git_configset_add_parameters() 2023-02-07 10:50:27 -08:00
config.mak.dev
config.mak.in
config.mak.uname Merge branch 'hj/remove-msys-support' 2023-02-09 14:40:47 -08:00
configure.ac
connect.c Merge branch 'ds/bundle-uri-4' 2023-01-02 21:37:18 +09:00
connect.h server_supports_v2(): use a separate function for die_on_error 2022-12-13 22:08:52 +09:00
connected.c Merge branch 'ab/various-leak-fixes' 2022-12-14 15:55:46 +09:00
connected.h
convert.c attr: add flag --source to work with tree-ish 2023-01-14 08:49:55 -08:00
convert.h
copy.c
COPYING
credential.c credential: new attribute password_expiry_utc 2023-02-22 15:18:58 -08:00
credential.h credential: new attribute password_expiry_utc 2023-02-22 15:18:58 -08:00
csum-file.c hashfile: allow skipping the hash function 2023-01-07 07:46:14 +09:00
csum-file.h hashfile: allow skipping the hash function 2023-01-07 07:46:14 +09:00
ctype.c
daemon.c
date.c date.c: allow ISO 8601 reduced precision times 2023-01-13 11:49:04 -08:00
date.h
decorate.c
decorate.h
delta-islands.c delta-islands: fix segfault when freeing island marks 2023-02-21 09:15:04 -08:00
delta-islands.h delta-islands: free island_marks and bitmaps 2023-02-03 18:01:46 -08:00
delta.h
detect-compiler
diagnose.c
diagnose.h
diff-delta.c
diff-lib.c diff: mark unused parameters in callbacks 2022-12-13 22:16:23 +09:00
diff-merges.c
diff-merges.h
diff-no-index.c
diff.c Merge branch 'jc/diff-algo-attribute' 2023-02-27 10:08:56 -08:00
diff.h Merge branch 'jc/diff-algo-attribute' 2023-02-27 10:08:56 -08:00
diffcore-break.c
diffcore-delta.c
diffcore-order.c
diffcore-pickaxe.c
diffcore-rename.c
diffcore-rotate.c
diffcore.h
dir-iterator.c dir-iterator: drop unused DIR_ITERATOR_FOLLOW_SYMLINKS 2023-02-16 16:21:56 -08:00
dir-iterator.h dir-iterator: drop unused DIR_ITERATOR_FOLLOW_SYMLINKS 2023-02-16 16:21:56 -08:00
dir.c Merge branch 'ws/single-file-cone' 2023-01-16 12:07:47 -08:00
dir.h
editor.c
entry.c read-tree: add "--super-prefix" option, eliminate global 2022-12-26 10:21:44 +09:00
entry.h read-tree: add "--super-prefix" option, eliminate global 2022-12-26 10:21:44 +09:00
environment.c read-tree: add "--super-prefix" option, eliminate global 2022-12-26 10:21:44 +09:00
environment.h
exec-cmd.c
exec-cmd.h
fetch-negotiator.c
fetch-negotiator.h
fetch-pack.c server_supports_v2(): use a separate function for die_on_error 2022-12-13 22:08:52 +09:00
fetch-pack.h
fmt-merge-msg.c
fmt-merge-msg.h
fsck.c fsck: do not assume NUL-termination of buffers 2023-01-19 15:39:43 -08:00
fsck.h fsck: provide a function to fsck buffer without object struct 2023-01-18 12:59:44 -08:00
fsmonitor--daemon.h
fsmonitor-ipc.c
fsmonitor-ipc.h
fsmonitor-path-utils.h
fsmonitor-settings.c treewide: always have a valid "index_state.repo" member 2023-01-17 14:32:06 -08:00
fsmonitor-settings.h
fsmonitor.c treewide: always have a valid "index_state.repo" member 2023-01-17 14:32:06 -08:00
fsmonitor.h
generate-cmdlist.sh
generate-configlist.sh
generate-hooklist.sh
gettext.c
gettext.h gettext: remove optional non-standard parens in N_() definition 2021-09-03 11:40:30 -07:00
git-archimport.perl
git-compat-util.h Merge branch 'rs/use-enhanced-bre-on-macos' into maint-2.39 2023-02-14 14:15:49 -08:00
git-curl-compat.h http: support CURLOPT_PROTOCOLS_STR 2023-02-06 09:27:09 +01:00
git-cvsexportcommit.perl
git-cvsimport.perl
git-cvsserver.perl
git-difftool--helper.sh
git-filter-branch.sh
git-instaweb.sh
git-merge-octopus.sh
git-merge-one-file.sh
git-merge-resolve.sh
git-mergetool--lib.sh
git-mergetool.sh
git-p4.py
git-quiltimport.sh
git-request-pull.sh request-pull: filter out SSH/X.509 tag signatures 2023-01-25 15:54:41 -08:00
git-send-email.perl
git-sh-i18n.sh
git-sh-setup.sh
git-submodule.sh Merge branch 'ss/pull-v-recurse-fix' 2022-12-28 12:06:17 +09:00
git-svn.perl
GIT-VERSION-GEN Git 2.40 2023-03-12 14:34:41 -07:00
git-web--browse.sh
git.c trace.c, git.c: remove unnecessary parameter to trace_repo_setup() 2023-02-21 12:06:32 -08:00
git.rc
gpg-interface.c Merge branch 'js/gpg-errors' 2023-02-24 11:32:29 -08:00
gpg-interface.h
graph.c
graph.h
grep.c Merge branch 'ab/various-leak-fixes' 2023-02-22 14:55:45 -08:00
grep.h
hash-lookup.c
hash-lookup.h
hash.h
hashmap.c
hashmap.h
help.c help.c: fix autocorrect in work tree for bare repository 2022-12-13 10:01:53 +09:00
help.h
hex.c
hook.c hook API: support passing stdin to hooks, convert am's 'post-rewrite' 2023-02-08 12:50:03 -08:00
hook.h hook API: support passing stdin to hooks, convert am's 'post-rewrite' 2023-02-08 12:50:03 -08:00
http-backend.c http-backend.c: fix cmd_main() memory leak, refactor reg{exec,free}() 2023-02-06 15:34:38 -08:00
http-fetch.c http-fetch: invoke trace2_cmd_name() 2022-12-13 10:43:07 +09:00
http-push.c Sync with 2.36.5 2023-02-06 09:38:31 +01:00
http-walker.c
http.c Sync with 2.38.4 2023-02-06 09:43:39 +01:00
http.h Sync with 2.37.6 2023-02-06 09:43:28 +01:00
ident.c
imap-send.c
INSTALL add: remove "add.interactive.useBuiltin" & Perl "git add--interactive" 2023-02-06 15:03:34 -08:00
iterator.h
json-writer.c
json-writer.h *.h: move some *_INIT to designated initializers 2021-07-01 12:31:45 -07:00
khash.h khash: clarify that allocations never fail 2021-07-06 13:07:50 -07:00
kwset.c
kwset.h
levenshtein.c
levenshtein.h
LGPL-2.1
line-log.c line-log: free the diff queues' arrays when processing merge commits 2022-11-02 20:16:34 -04:00
line-log.h
line-range.c line-range: fix infinite loop bug with '$' regex 2022-12-20 10:00:43 +09:00
line-range.h
linear-assignment.c
linear-assignment.h
list-objects-filter-options.c
list-objects-filter-options.h
list-objects-filter.c Merge branch 'jk/unused-post-2.39' into maint-2.39 2023-02-14 14:15:55 -08:00
list-objects-filter.h
list-objects.c list-objects: drop process_gitlink() function 2022-12-13 22:16:22 +09:00
list-objects.h
list.h
ll-merge.c attr: add flag --source to work with tree-ish 2023-01-14 08:49:55 -08:00
ll-merge.h
lockfile.c
lockfile.h
log-tree.c
log-tree.h
ls-refs.c ls-refs: use repository parameter to iterate refs 2022-12-13 22:16:22 +09:00
ls-refs.h
mailinfo.c
mailinfo.h
mailmap.c
mailmap.h
Makefile add: remove "add.interactive.useBuiltin" & Perl "git add--interactive" 2023-02-06 15:03:34 -08:00
match-trees.c
mem-pool.c
mem-pool.h
merge-blobs.c
merge-blobs.h
merge-ort-wrappers.c
merge-ort-wrappers.h
merge-ort.c
merge-ort.h
merge-recursive.c treewide: always have a valid "index_state.repo" member 2023-01-17 14:32:06 -08:00
merge-recursive.h
merge.c
mergesort.h mergesort: remove llist_mergesort() 2022-07-17 15:20:39 -07:00
midx.c
midx.h
name-hash.c
notes-cache.c
notes-cache.h
notes-merge.c
notes-merge.h
notes-utils.c
notes-utils.h
notes.c
notes.h
object-file.c Merge branch 'jk/hash-object-fsck' 2023-01-30 14:24:22 -08:00
object-name.c
object-store.h repo_read_object_file(): stop wrapping read_object_file_extended() 2023-01-08 10:52:55 +09:00
object.c blob: drop unused parts of parse_blob_buffer() 2022-12-13 22:16:22 +09:00
object.h
oid-array.c
oid-array.h
oidmap.c
oidmap.h
oidset.c
oidset.h
oidtree.c
oidtree.h
pack-bitmap-write.c
pack-bitmap.c
pack-bitmap.h
pack-check.c
pack-mtimes.c
pack-mtimes.h
pack-objects.c
pack-objects.h
pack-revindex.c
pack-revindex.h
pack-write.c git: remove duplicate includes 2022-12-15 09:09:38 +09:00
pack.h
packfile.c packfile: inline custom read_object() 2023-01-08 10:52:55 +09:00
packfile.h
pager.c
parallel-checkout.c
parallel-checkout.h
parse-options-cb.c
parse-options.c use DUP_ARRAY 2023-01-09 13:28:36 +09:00
parse-options.h submodule--helper: don't use global --super-prefix in "absorbgitdirs" 2022-12-26 10:21:43 +09:00
patch-delta.c
patch-ids.c
patch-ids.h
path.c
path.h
pathspec.c docs & comments: replace mentions of "git-add--interactive.perl" 2023-02-06 15:03:34 -08:00
pathspec.h
pkt-line.c
pkt-line.h
preload-index.c
pretty.c Sync with Git 2.37.5 2022-12-13 21:23:36 +09:00
pretty.h
prio-queue.c
prio-queue.h
progress.c
progress.h
promisor-remote.c
promisor-remote.h
prompt.c
prompt.h
protocol-caps.c
protocol-caps.h
protocol.c
protocol.h
prune-packed.c
prune-packed.h
quote.c
quote.h
range-diff.c range-diff: avoid compiler warning when char is unsigned 2023-02-28 14:43:05 -08:00
range-diff.h
reachable.c
reachable.h
read-cache.c Merge branch 'rs/size-t-fixes' 2023-02-15 17:11:53 -08:00
README.md
rebase-interactive.c
rebase-interactive.h
rebase.c
rebase.h
ref-filter.c convert trivial uses of strncmp() to starts_with() 2023-01-08 10:34:35 +09:00
ref-filter.h
reflog-walk.c
reflog-walk.h
reflog.c Merge branch 'rs/reflog-expiry-cleanup' into maint-2.39 2023-02-14 14:15:56 -08:00
reflog.h
refs.c Merge branch 'jk/shorten-unambiguous-ref-wo-sscanf' 2023-02-27 10:08:57 -08:00
refs.h ls-refs: use repository parameter to iterate refs 2022-12-13 22:16:22 +09:00
refspec.c
refspec.h
RelNotes Prepare for 2.39.3 just in case 2023-02-14 14:15:57 -08:00
remote-curl.c Sync with 2.37.6 2023-02-06 09:43:28 +01:00
remote.c
remote.h clone: request the 'bundle-uri' command when available 2022-12-25 16:24:23 +09:00
replace-object.c
replace-object.h
repo-settings.c features: feature.manyFiles implies fast index writes 2023-01-07 07:46:14 +09:00
repository.c treewide: always have a valid "index_state.repo" member 2023-01-17 14:32:06 -08:00
repository.h features: feature.manyFiles implies fast index writes 2023-01-07 07:46:14 +09:00
rerere.c
rerere.h
reset.c
reset.h
resolve-undo.c
resolve-undo.h
revision.c treewide: always have a valid "index_state.repo" member 2023-01-17 14:32:06 -08:00
revision.h
run-command.c run-command: allow stdin for run_processes_parallel 2023-02-08 12:50:03 -08:00
run-command.h
scalar.c scalar: only warn when background maintenance fails 2023-01-27 12:38:26 -08:00
SECURITY.md
send-pack.c
send-pack.h
sequencer.c Merge branch 'pw/rebase-i-parse-fix' 2023-02-28 16:38:47 -08:00
sequencer.h sequencer API users: fix get_replay_opts() leaks 2023-02-06 16:03:52 -08:00
serve.c protocol v2: add server-side "bundle-uri" skeleton 2022-12-25 16:24:23 +09:00
serve.h
server-info.c
setup.c
sh-i18n--envsubst.c
sha1dc_git.c
sha1dc_git.h
shallow.c
shallow.h
shared.mak
shell.c
shortlog.h
sideband.c
sideband.h
sigchain.c
sigchain.h
simple-ipc.h
sparse-index.c treewide: always have a valid "index_state.repo" member 2023-01-17 14:32:06 -08:00
sparse-index.h
split-index.c treewide: always have a valid "index_state.repo" member 2023-01-17 14:32:06 -08:00
split-index.h
stable-qsort.c
strbuf.c strbuf: introduce strbuf_strip_file_from_path() 2022-12-25 16:24:24 +09:00
strbuf.h strbuf: introduce strbuf_strip_file_from_path() 2022-12-25 16:24:24 +09:00
streaming.c streaming: inline call to read_object_file_extended() 2023-01-08 10:52:54 +09:00
streaming.h
string-list.c
string-list.h
strmap.c
strmap.h
strvec.c
strvec.h
sub-process.c
sub-process.h
submodule-config.c
submodule-config.h
submodule.c Merge branch 'ab/no-more-git-global-super-prefix' 2023-01-05 15:07:23 +09:00
submodule.h read-tree: add "--super-prefix" option, eliminate global 2022-12-26 10:21:44 +09:00
symlinks.c
tag.c
tag.h
tar.h
tempfile.c
tempfile.h
thread-utils.c
thread-utils.h
tmp-objdir.c
tmp-objdir.h
trace2.c
trace2.h
trace.c trace.c, git.c: remove unnecessary parameter to trace_repo_setup() 2023-02-21 12:06:32 -08:00
trace.h trace.c, git.c: remove unnecessary parameter to trace_repo_setup() 2023-02-21 12:06:32 -08:00
trailer.c
trailer.h
transport-helper.c clone: request the 'bundle-uri' command when available 2022-12-25 16:24:23 +09:00
transport-internal.h clone: request the 'bundle-uri' command when available 2022-12-25 16:24:23 +09:00
transport.c Merge branch 'ds/bundle-uri-4' 2023-01-02 21:37:18 +09:00
transport.h clone: request the 'bundle-uri' command when available 2022-12-25 16:24:23 +09:00
tree-diff.c
tree-walk.c
tree-walk.h
tree.c
tree.h
unicode-width.h
unimplemented.sh
unix-socket.c
unix-socket.h
unix-stream-server.c
unix-stream-server.h unix-stream-server: create unix domain socket under lock 2021-03-15 14:32:51 -07:00
unpack-trees.c treewide: always have a valid "index_state.repo" member 2023-01-17 14:32:06 -08:00
unpack-trees.h read-tree: add "--super-prefix" option, eliminate global 2022-12-26 10:21:44 +09:00
upload-pack.c
upload-pack.h
url.c
url.h
urlmatch.c convert trivial uses of strncmp() to starts_with() 2023-01-08 10:34:35 +09:00
urlmatch.h
usage.c
userdiff.c Merge branch 'jc/diff-algo-attribute' 2023-02-27 10:08:56 -08:00
userdiff.h diff: teach diff to read algorithm from diff driver 2023-02-21 09:29:10 -08:00
utf8.c Sync with Git 2.31.6 2022-12-13 21:09:40 +09:00
utf8.h Sync with Git 2.31.6 2022-12-13 21:09:40 +09:00
varint.c
varint.h
version.c
version.h
versioncmp.c
walker.c
walker.h
wildmatch.c
wildmatch.h
worktree.c
worktree.h
wrap-for-bin.sh
wrapper.c
write-or-die.c
ws.c Merge branch 'kn/attr-from-tree' 2023-01-23 13:39:51 -08:00
wt-status.c Merge branch 'jk/unused-post-2.39' 2022-12-26 11:42:05 +09:00
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xdiff-interface.c
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The name "git" was given by Linus Torvalds when he wrote the very first version. He described the tool as "the stupid content tracker" and the name as (depending on your mood):

  • random three-letter combination that is pronounceable, and not actually used by any common UNIX command. The fact that it is a mispronunciation of "get" may or may not be relevant.
  • stupid. contemptible and despicable. simple. Take your pick from the dictionary of slang.
  • "global information tracker": you're in a good mood, and it actually works for you. Angels sing, and a light suddenly fills the room.
  • "goddamn idiotic truckload of sh*t": when it breaks